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Well,
It's Winter time and I need my surfin' fix,
I go to the beach
It's colder then I remember,
It's coldest then I could of ever remembered
Oh, winter dick 'n' balls
So tiny, so tiny small,
I got winter, winter dick and balls
So my dick shrunk up inside me,
I look to my left,
and see this babe beside me
but when I get back to her place,
she's less then impressed
I got winter dick 'n' balls
So tiny, so tiny small,
I got winter,
winter dick and balls
So I get these breast implants,
I don't know why but anyway
I'm out on a date with this guy
"It's going great"
we get back to his place
A surprise on his face
"Oh ah s-sorry, I-I'm not gay"
I'm like "Oh get out of the way!"
But its too late his face is where I spray
He just screams likes he's going insane
"It's been a while" I try and explain,
"This has been the worst date"
Thats when I look directly into the camera
and say "You think that's bad?"
"...I've made a huge mistake"
I wish I still had
Winter dick 'n' balls
So tiny, so tiny small
I got winter,
Winter dick and -
Winter dick 'n' balls
So tiny, so tiny small
I got winter,
Winter dick and-
Winter dick and-
Winter dick and balls
Balls
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Surfin' Dog
03:19
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Ahh,
Well i ain't ever had a friend like you before in my whole life
you take those waves
like butter and a hot knife
go ahead, make my doggy dream day,
well i got poocheys coming down in the rain,
Ahh, coming down in the rain!
Well gosh pup,
I've gone insane
I've said it before that you're amazing,
with a four dog legs
and a dog sized brain
oh thats okay, you can surf real good
You stink like wet dog,
but i knew you would
Well I've got a little bit o Puppy Love
For my Surfin' Dog
I got a little bit of Puppy
Love
Well caba laba digger who?
There are so many pups
But you're the one who stole my heart
With a big wave and a board in your puppy heart
Ohh you hung my ten out to dry,
Came back with eleven and a puppy smile
A big ol' puppy smile
Canine Shiver
Said it before that you're amazing,
with a four dog legs
and a dog sized brain
oh thats okay, you can surf real good
You stink like wet dog,
but i knew you would
Well I've got a little bit o Puppy Love
For this Surfin' Dog
I got a little bit of Puppy Love
For this fuckin' Dog
Sometimes I crawl around on all fours
I like to
I eat your dog food, wet or dry
I dream of you
It's like we're connected at the seams
Woof woof baby
Yeah!
Yeah!
Bow-wow bow-wow bow-wow bow-wow
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof
I hate postman, I hate postman
I eat my own shit,
I eat my own shit,
I roll around in the grass
And i chew on the grass
And throw it up and eat it
And its gross
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Old man with troubles in his head,
searching for answers on the inter web
Young man he has no strife,
readily surfin' the swells of life
Check
Check
Surf's up mon
High tide, low tide
better then no tide
Life's a beach and then you
Hang ten!
Big waves, small waves,
better then no waves
Life's a beach and then you
Hang ten!
Good sets, bad sets
better then no sets
Life's a beach and then you
Hang ten!
One cone, two cones
gimme more cones
Life's a beach and then you
Hang ten!
Oh mon,
Buppa boop buppa boop wa ah
Ohhh oh oh hooo
Young man
Big waves, small waves
better then no waves
Life's a beach and then you
Hang ten!
One cone, two cones
gimme more cones
Life's a beach and then you
Hang ten!
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Come and boogie with The Big Face
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While we slept they stole all the sea
Oh liquid free, ain't the way for me
We won't rest until we've got these water theives
"Big Face we're dying and we need a drink"
What can we surf now!
"But you don't understand, all our children are dead"
Oh theres nothing left!
Ha-ha
Now you listen here lovely,
we'll get your water back
That beautiful big blue will be ours to surf again
but it won't come cheap, oh no
these international surf criminal have to pay,
you'll all pay.
[Radio broadcast]
The Big Face conquered the evil threat
The ICS were destroyed,
Earths water was returned
But they weren't done,
The Big Face were never done.
The Big Face stood upon high,
now not viewed as man,
but as Gods
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
All Hail Big Face
...
[Flood]
...
[Space]
'Running low on food ...supplies
Still no contact from Earth ...
The Earth has been consumed by water
Day 112 food supplies are getting...
Day 212 food supplies running low
I'm not sure how much longer - can survive up here
We've been sent into space as last-
as mans final hope ... of survival
-
After the earth was consumed by water
We've been into space
since the world was enveloped by water
Our hope of survival...
138 days since last contact
Hopefully -
We've been sent into space
-that we aren't all thats left
as mankind's last hope of survival
-but I know, deep down, that I am
The end seems inevitable.
Bless you Big Face
...
[New Life]
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