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International Criminals Of Surf

by The Big Face And The Boogie Woogie Boogie Board Boys

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1.
The Absolute Worst Case Of Shrinkage (A Tale of Gilberts Downfall) 01:43
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Well, It's Winter time and I need my surfin' fix, I go to the beach It's colder then I remember, It's coldest then I could of ever remembered Oh, winter dick 'n' balls So tiny, so tiny small, I got winter, winter dick and balls So my dick shrunk up inside me, I look to my left, and see this babe beside me but when I get back to her place, she's less then impressed I got winter dick 'n' balls So tiny, so tiny small, I got winter, winter dick and balls So I get these breast implants, I don't know why but anyway I'm out on a date with this guy "It's going great" we get back to his place A surprise on his face "Oh ah s-sorry, I-I'm not gay" I'm like "Oh get out of the way!" But its too late his face is where I spray He just screams likes he's going insane "It's been a while" I try and explain, "This has been the worst date" Thats when I look directly into the camera and say "You think that's bad?" "...I've made a huge mistake" I wish I still had Winter dick 'n' balls So tiny, so tiny small I got winter, Winter dick and - Winter dick 'n' balls So tiny, so tiny small I got winter, Winter dick and- Winter dick and- Winter dick and balls Balls
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Surfin' Dog 03:19
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Ahh, Well i ain't ever had a friend like you before in my whole life you take those waves like butter and a hot knife go ahead, make my doggy dream day, well i got poocheys coming down in the rain, Ahh, coming down in the rain! Well gosh pup, I've gone insane I've said it before that you're amazing, with a four dog legs and a dog sized brain oh thats okay, you can surf real good You stink like wet dog, but i knew you would Well I've got a little bit o Puppy Love For my Surfin' Dog I got a little bit of Puppy Love Well caba laba digger who? There are so many pups But you're the one who stole my heart With a big wave and a board in your puppy heart Ohh you hung my ten out to dry, Came back with eleven and a puppy smile A big ol' puppy smile Canine Shiver Said it before that you're amazing, with a four dog legs and a dog sized brain oh thats okay, you can surf real good You stink like wet dog, but i knew you would Well I've got a little bit o Puppy Love For this Surfin' Dog I got a little bit of Puppy Love For this fuckin' Dog Sometimes I crawl around on all fours I like to I eat your dog food, wet or dry I dream of you It's like we're connected at the seams Woof woof baby Yeah! Yeah! Bow-wow bow-wow bow-wow bow-wow Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof I hate postman, I hate postman I eat my own shit, I eat my own shit, I roll around in the grass And i chew on the grass And throw it up and eat it And its gross
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Life's a Beach (And then You Hang Ten) 02:07
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Old man with troubles in his head, searching for answers on the inter web Young man he has no strife, readily surfin' the swells of life Check Check Surf's up mon High tide, low tide better then no tide Life's a beach and then you Hang ten! Big waves, small waves, better then no waves Life's a beach and then you Hang ten! Good sets, bad sets better then no sets Life's a beach and then you Hang ten! One cone, two cones gimme more cones Life's a beach and then you Hang ten! Oh mon, Buppa boop buppa boop wa ah Ohhh oh oh hooo Young man Big waves, small waves better then no waves Life's a beach and then you Hang ten! One cone, two cones gimme more cones Life's a beach and then you Hang ten!
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International Criminals of Surf 37:56
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Come and boogie with The Big Face - While we slept they stole all the sea Oh liquid free, ain't the way for me We won't rest until we've got these water theives "Big Face we're dying and we need a drink" What can we surf now! "But you don't understand, all our children are dead" Oh theres nothing left! Ha-ha Now you listen here lovely, we'll get your water back That beautiful big blue will be ours to surf again but it won't come cheap, oh no these international surf criminal have to pay, you'll all pay. [Radio broadcast] The Big Face conquered the evil threat The ICS were destroyed, Earths water was returned But they weren't done, The Big Face were never done. The Big Face stood upon high, now not viewed as man, but as Gods All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face All Hail Big Face ... [Flood] ... [Space] 'Running low on food ...supplies Still no contact from Earth ... The Earth has been consumed by water Day 112 food supplies are getting... Day 212 food supplies running low I'm not sure how much longer - can survive up here We've been sent into space as last- as mans final hope ... of survival - After the earth was consumed by water We've been into space since the world was enveloped by water Our hope of survival... 138 days since last contact Hopefully - We've been sent into space -that we aren't all thats left as mankind's last hope of survival -but I know, deep down, that I am The end seems inevitable. Bless you Big Face ... [New Life]

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released December 17, 2014

The Boogie Woogie Board Boys are
Jake Rodwell -Vocals, guitar, etc
Harry Trotman -Vocals, Keyboard, etc
Scott Mclatchie -Vocals, guitar, bass, etc
Reece Prain -Vocals, drums, etc
Tim O'Kane -Vocals

Big Kahunas to
Rachel Mclaren for all the extra vocals and wahoos

Friendly waves to
Affrica Fankhauser -Clarinet etc
Mariam Benjemaa and Jake Carmichael -Some extra noise bits
Graeme Trotman - Dialogue

Everything heard was recorded one way or another by Harry Trotman

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